Bea just wiped "Bordeaux's Butt Paste" on both couches, multiple places on the carpet, all over both bathrooms, and of course, she's covered.
Where was I you may ask? Resting on the couch with Jack. Where she was supposed to be? Resting on the other couch.
She's in a Dawn infused bubble bath, and I am letting the "Resolve" soak. grrr.
Never, ever fall asleep before your 3 year old.