My Camera is officially broken. Something rattles.
My Phone is randomly taking photos. Probably due to the Pepsi bath it had a little while ago.
Someone just called and asked: "Who is this?" Uh, you called me. He had a missed call from our number. Why would you do that? If you don't recognize the number, and they do not leave a message.....
I over-baked the last tray of cookies.
Something is eating my tomatoes.